“Nintendo spent 40 years protecting their aviator character.”

"I remember when I paid $11.99 for all streaming and 3 DVDs a month." 

There's a reason she seemed to disappear in 2011.

"My former party is now nothing but a cadre of juvenile idiots. It is now a vast wasteland of whining grievance and brainless trolling."

"If you or someone you know loves a cop, help is on the way."

"Honestly? Put Harvey Levin on the case."

For the most part, it's a subtle cue.

"After Epstein won the lottery, can we trust anything anymore?"

"I'll never understand how we became a society more intent on filming everything than actually helping."

"Hey, I'm just a guy. I'm not really an actor."

"Dashcon doesn’t die it just reinvents itself."

Influencers are preparing for the warmer weather ahead.

The situation with the security guard coming after one of Chappell Roan's fans has turned into meme fodder.

Cheating fruits are the latest guilty pleasure content.

"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience."

"Reddit mods prove the findings of the Stanford prison experiment."

"My estimation of Ben McKenzie as a man has just skyrocketed."

"These robots can barely handle walking, and tech bros will have you believe every job is at risk of being replaced."

"These airlines will claim that these cases aren’t 'airplane' cases and never pay for your broken guitar."

People with desk jobs say being at work makes them ugly.

"To the scum bag who did this, I hope you rot in hell."