Ladies, and Gentlemen, can I have your attention please? My name is 👁 Image lord_aria and I'm your Conductor. I'd like to take this time to give you a little bit of information about our train, train #0 - the See Earth Passing, bound for The Internet, with scheduled stops at 👁 Image amtrak, 👁 Image railroading, and 👁 Image railfans (If you know of any more stops you would like added to the route, please let one of the Conductors know!).
We have provided a flame-free environment on-board the train. For those who wish to flame, flaming is allowed at 👁 Image flamewars.
Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the train instructions card located in the seat back in front of you. It contains information about rules and posting to the community. If you have any questions related to information on the instruction card, please contact any member of the on-board staff (The Conductor 👁 Image lord_aria, or the Dining Car Steward 👁 Image veriria). We will be happy to review the information with you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Conductors request that you assist us in providing for your safety and security. Please post an introduction to the community, telling us about yourself. If you work for Amtrak (or any other railroad) please tell us which one you currently work for, how long you worked for them, what your current craft is, what cities you have been to, what you love about the job, what you hate about the job, and/or any other information you deem conversation-worthy. If you don't work for any railroad, but desire more information on the subject, just let us know, and we will be happy to answer any questions you may have.
If there is anything we can do to make your stay more enjoyable, please don't hesitate to ask. Right now we invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy your experience.
