This community is dedicated to the wonderful Dan Andriano, bassist for The Falcon and singer/bassist/songwriter for Alkaline Trio.
1. Is Dan bald, or does he shave his head? The general consensus is that Dan started losing hair and then just decided to shave his head. But seriously, who cares? He's bald either way, and we fucking love it.
2. Is Dan married? cuz i wud totalli hit it!!1 Yes he is, sorry.
3. When is Dan's birthday? June 27th 1977, making him 28 years old.
4. Can you give a message to Dan/give me Dan's address/get him to email me? No. This community is NOT affiliated with Dan or the Trio in ANY WAY.
5. Can somebody send me (insert Dan song here)? No. If they do I'll kick their ass, and take away your posting rights. I've done it before and I'll do it again.
6. What's with the name? Are you making fun of Dan? NO. We love Danny, we just have a poor sense of humour. I've even named several children after him.
7. My Alkaline Trio CD got scratched/lost/stolen, can somebody send me the songs? Yeah right. If you want the songs, you go buy the CD and don't try to steal them off the internet, you little shithead.
8. Can I promote my community in this community? Yes, if it's Alkaline trio related. If it's a rating community I'll ban your ass, for being a shallow, annoying little bitch.
9. Can I post pictures of me meeting Dan/the Trio? Please do! But put them behind an LJ-Cut.
10. Dis comunitee iz cr@p!!1!!11 Am I bothered though?
11. Does anyone know if Alkaline Trio are coming to (insert state/country here) anytime soon? When tour dates are announced, they're usually posted here, so read back a few entries and if you see nothing then there is probably nothing happening.
