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Pollenberg is a Canadian Wikipedian born in 1984. Pollenberg holds a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in Theatre and is currently studying at the University of Regina as a Master of Arts student in Interdisciplinary Studies. In addition to his research and academic work, Pollenberg does little else besides drink beer and sleep.

Early Years

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Pollenberg does not recall much about his early years, except for going to Walt Disney World while in first grade, and pushing the Emergency Stop button for the escalator at Sears as a child.


As a Pork Chop

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For a few nanoseconds following the Y2K scare of the 17th century, Pollenberg was abruptly and inadvertently turned into a pork chop, during which time he cured the common cold and made love to more women than Casanova. Unfortunately, at the end of those few, brief nanoseconds, Pollenberg returned to his natural form as a frail elderly man named Karen, and was admonised for being so abrupt with the women with whom he'd made merry.


Research Interests

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Pollenberg is interested in whatever research the administrators of his graduate studies program tell him he is interested in.


Userboxes

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A, B, and CThis user prefers the
serial comma.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
they…This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.
EnglishThis user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
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This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
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This user comes from Saskatchewan.
CBC
SRC
This user supports the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.
Cet utilisateur prend en charge SociΓ©tΓ© Radio-Canada.
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This user is an academic.
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This user is a certified first aider.
BFAThis user has a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 131.
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This user looks at a screwdriver and thinks "ooh, this could be a little more sonic!"
FAUX NEWS This user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.




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