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Comic 36 - Condoms
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Because sediment samples are a totally normal thing.
Wait, I collect rocks and have sediment samples. Yep. Super normal.
Is that tower of magma or do Noah's condoms have cool designs like Lava & Pizza Sauce?
I think that's just a sausage
Why This Comic Rules:
1.Foreshadowing (foreskinshadowing?) of Noah's kaiju-sized trouser sandworm.
2.I used to drive an unmarked Toyota Corolla...
I would hope it was unmarked, because "marked" means it either looks like a cop car or has some kind of business logo on it.
the level of foreshadowing = 2182 (SPOILER)
Came back around to reread the beginning real quick after finishing part 1. It’s astonishing to see how drastically the art has changed. Also I was going to say that the idea of a condom being physically capable of containing Noah is laughable, but then I remember that “condom out of a car window” video and that seems about right actually.
So I've seen this youtube video depicting a guy putting a regular size Trojan condom on his head. That stuff stretches.
That said, as someone whose difficulties in that area prompted someone who knows me to send me a link to that video, that doesn't mean that any condom will work. As a general rule, men do not like admitting to being the weak end of the equation, but... the equation for how much force is needed to stretch latex or polyurethane is brutal. The difference in diameter between a regular Trojan and a Trojan XL isn't much, but it's important.
To be clear, it's not about whether I could get the thing on or not, at least at my girth. It's about whether it was comfortable. And it turns out the bits that are reputed to be sensitive are actually kinda sensitive.
I'm on my first read through and don't know what the strip later shows Noah to be packing, but I did see the hot tub update. I'm not that equipped. They probably don't make standard condoms that size. But I'm sure they can be custom ordered. The place that makes them would likely think they were for a novelty use. I'm not sure if that would make them shame free or not.
All of this said. Since you have a girlfriend, society does provide you with a shame free plan. Noah, just ask Izzy to... oh, wait, Izzy. Never mind.
Also:
while the condom itself may stretch up to A LOT it still has an edge that HAS to be tight, which is usually a lot harder to stretch which is also why getting the correct size is very important
Glad to see the Discrete Meat Sheet is still throb... thriving years later.
