In a nutshell, I take medications that cause my cute little bod to blow up on occasions like the Goodyear Blimp, so I get tons of strechmarks. While they're forming, they itch in the most annoying, irritating, makes-me-want-to-pull-my-hair-out types of ways. I've almost been bathing in cocoa butter creams, and it helps temporarily, but I was just wondering if there's anything else any of you ladies use/do/recommend to relieve the itching or help my skin in anyway?

Or failing that- what's your best general strechmark advice for the public?

Mine- I like to use little cocoa butter cream sticks. They're less mess than lotions or just slathering from the jar and you can just smooth them wherever you need them.