I know this is sad, but there are some girls out there with an unhealthy...probably illegal....obsession with younger guys...or well to be blunt...Little Boys. We plead and hope that they are closer to our age but alas...they are freakishly and disturbingly hawt *cough*12*cough* and 13-15 year olds....god save our souls...

No matter if it is making excuses to follow them or just persuing some haphazard relationship that will get you thrown in jail....we have problems...


"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you but you are not home...therefore you are gay. -Love Tiffany and Amber." -Enid (Ghost World)


(ya gatta love inside jokes, and the lengths people will take them)

8th graders, acting 14, asking for roy, awkward silences, barely being legal, beanies, being 18, being hardcore (lol), candy in the car, feeling bad, following roy, freshmen, half angels, hunting them down, incoherent mumbleing, kidnapping, lance!, little boys, long hair, lurve, lying, making excuses, making special trips, middle schools, obsessing, pre-pubescent teens, puppies in the car, saving jeremy, searching harlan, sk8er bois, skateboarding, sneaking around, the post office, whining