när vodkan gjort oss vackra

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MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Free family websites - Family history

Jeg blogger aldri, og den eneste grunnen til at jeg ikke sletter bloggen er vel det faktum at jeg er altfor lat til å ta meg bryet med å finne ut hvordan jeg gjør det. Men dere 3 stk som er innom her nå og da er vel lykkelige, dere kan fortsatt kose dere med en heller dårlig blogg som aldri oppdaterer. Hurra :D

Jeg har forøvrig funnet ut at jeg ikke går på universitetet, men en barneskole
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Og spist en god søndagsfrokost, med lørdagsavisen.

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jeg er forresten klar over at den hvite gugga ser ut som babyspy, men det er activia(ingen mageproblemer her i gården nei!) med havregryn. oh yeah

Du vet du er fattig student når ris, stekt bogskinke og ihjelkokt brokokkoli er et herremåltid.

Note to self:

ikke kjøp planter dagen før du reiser hjem for en uke.............

Today, I asked this guy to lunch because I had something I wanted to tell him. Before I could say anything he kissed me and said, "I love you too!" I was planning on telling him that my dad had told me earlier that he was my half brother. FML

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

Melk som står 4 dager for lenge er plutselig ikke melk lengre. Voilà: cottage cheese!

Er det alarmerende at jeg har prestert å pakke ned en hel søppelsekk med bare sko og vesker?

Kom over dette www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/madmenyourself/ på glamourbibliotekaren, festlig!



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Don Draper og mæ ;)))

Hoho, naboen ble akkurat henta av en ambulanse. Og tror du ikke ambulansemennene + naboen hadde munnbind, kan det være at svineinfluensaen har inntatt nabolaget?!?! ;oooo

Girl #1: How's this look? Does it make me look fat? Like super obese fat?
Girl #2: You are fat. So, uhhh...yeah, sorta.
Girl #1: Let's get some cupcakes.