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VOOZH | about |
I do mostly minor edits to pages
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/giants-of-cinema https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/archaic-fantasy https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/terranova https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/the-titans https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/pigman-titan-demon https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/prime-skeleton-titan https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/sheepified-bedrock https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/experiment-sheep https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/better-on-bedrock https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/hollow-knight-by-mebesm https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/themighytrexs-hollow-knight-hornet-addon https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft-bedrock/addons/hollow-knight-silksong-nails-and-needle
Copilot gave me a stupid mincraft Mob battle script
Explosion sound. Chicken screams.
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“Welcome back! Today we’ve got Zombie and Skeleton, two mobs who together couldn’t pass a spelling test for the word ‘mob.’ Let’s begin.”
“Uhhh… what we doin’ again?”
“We’re… uh… we’re doing the… the fighty thing. The punchy shooty thing.”
“Ohhhhhh. I like punchy.”
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“Prepare to be arrow‑ed, you green raisin!”
“I’m not raisin. I’m Zom‑bo. Zom‑bo the… uh… the… what was I saying?”
“You were saying you smell like wet socks.”
“Oh yeah. I do.”
Skeleton fires an arrow straight into the sky.
“Why arrow go up?”
“Gravity will handle it.”
Arrow falls and hits Skeleton in the head.
“Ow. Gravity is rude.”
“Me punch now.”
Zombie taps Skeleton once. Skeleton collapses dramatically.
“I have been defeated by… gentle boop.”
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“Behold! My bow of POWER! It makes me 200% smarter.”
“Two hundred? That like… more than five.”
“Yes. Yes it is.”
Skeleton fires arrows everywhere except at Zombie.
“You miss.”
“No I didn’t. I was… uh… warning the air.”
“Air scared now.”
Skeleton finally hits Zombie.
“Ow! Why you do that?”
“It’s literally the fight.”
“Ohhhh. Right.”
Skeleton wins.
“I am victorious! I am genius! I—”
Bowstring snaps and hits him in the face.
“Never mind.”
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Zombie gets an iron helmet and sword.
“Look! I shiny!”
“You look like a tin can with legs.”
“Thank you.”
Zombie charges.
“Wait wait WAIT I wasn’t ready—”
Zombie bonks Skeleton repeatedly.
“Stop bonking me! I’m allergic to bonks!”
“Too late. Bonk disease.”
Skeleton collapses.
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Five Zombies and five Skeletons enter.
“Which one is enemy?”
“I dunno, I forgot what team I’m on.”
“Are we… friends?”
“Let’s find out by screaming!”
Everyone screams for 10 seconds straight.
- Skeletons shoot each other. - Zombies walk into walls. - One Skeleton tries to ride another Skeleton like a horse. - A Zombie attempts to eat a torch. - Chaos.
Eventually, Zombies win.
“We win! We smart!”
“No. No you’re not.”
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“Thanks for watching this absolute disaster. Comment which mobs should battle next — maybe Slime vs Villager? Blaze vs Snowman? The stupider the better.”
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If you want, I can also make:
- A **version where the mobs roast each other** - A **version where they talk like Shakespearean idiots** - A **version with memes and sound effects** - A **version where they’re best friends but terrible at fighting**
Which one should I unleash next?
