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so the other day i was walking down the street. i tripped, then i got up brushed myself off, looked around and saw three little kids laughing at me, so i walked up to them and pulled out my two fully loaded dessert eagles and blew their fucking heads off. a cop saw me so we had a gun fight, i then hijacked a lambroghani(spelling) and there was a really sexy girl in it. she told me she was never more turned on in her life, so whil;e in a high-speed chase going 210mph she jump on top of me and we had amazing sex with drving in and out of cars on the Walt Whitman. then i saw a jump, so we hit the jump and at the peak of our jump we both climaxed and landed in Liberty One and we escaped the police. True Love. I swear to god this happend.
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