July 24th, 2009
Why do people keep accusing me of being a troll?
I don't get it. I'm a functioning member of this site, I don't go around sending spam and yet I get pegged as a troll.
Reviews:
Sure, most of this might come from my utterly fabulous reviews, but that's because I feel like writing my reviews that way. It does not make me a troll since I obviously cover all the basics when I write:
1. Story.
2. Art and music.
3. Characters.
4. Why I hated it/loved it.
5. Why the anime sucks/is good.
That's more than even most other reviewers cover, in their long, meandering, never get to the point reviews or worse--the summary reviews or the "I like all these things" reviews. Which are fucking retarded.
Anime:
Anyway, is it because of my favourites? As far as I am concerned, MAL said to list my favourite anime, not what the fuck I think is good. Speed Racer makes me laugh till I piss my pants. I can watch it over and over and still end up a fabulous urine-stained mess at the end of the episode. So, FAVOURITE.
Voltron was one of the first anime I had ever seen. I used to race home to watch it and sat through marathons of that stuff. Anime of today can barely get me to watch five minutes of them without me wanting to kick something. So for keeping me entertained happily, FAVOURITE.
Manga:
Michael Jackson's Bad... hahaha, yeah, this might seem to be the biggest troll move. But it's not. The artistic detail is very tight. It looks extremely good. I like blood and gore, so the violence appealed to me. And the rage was conveyed perfectly. I mean, how many of you just wanted to take a bat and beat the shit out of the people who make your life miserable? Fairy Queen knows how much I would love to bash some people's faces in. Excellent manga that conveyed anger perfectly. The fact that it's Michael Jackson is irrelevant.
In any case, I don't really read manga. Only on people's recommendation. I rather see it animated.
Favourite Characters:
Haruhi Suzumiya was a fail overrated anime but its biggest promotional item (Lucky Star) had lots of redeeming factors. The fact that sugary sweetn Yuko Goto was portrayed as a tough bad girl is enough to kill me with laughter.
Nabeshin is god.
Loved the Maetel and Captain Harlock series, and the Conductor was a presence I liked.
That Pikachu is like Level 1, 000, 000. Undoubtedly it's over 9000. Thus win.
How the fuck can I be a troll for favouriting the most philosophical motorcycle on the planet? Sorry if it's not big-breasted and has red hair or if it isn't manly and gar enough for you fags.
Seeing a character like Churuya-san trying and struggling to be happy when everyone around her is treating her like shit makes me feel inspired. She never loses hope and always strives to make everyone feel good. How the hell can anyone not like her?
So there we go. My choices on my profile are NOT the stuff of trolls. Besides, I'd like to think myself more of a fairy or sprite if I had to be a mythical creature.
July 23rd, 2009
Dropped
I usually try not to drop anime, but the fagtastic neverending stories that are Bleach and Naruto just have worn away at my soul.
I can't put up with this shit anymore.
DROPPED.
Those anime were making my tug at my fabulous hair.
April 6th, 2009
Why is MAL populated with butt monkeys??
This is what I sooo don't understand. Some of you people see the need to waste my fabulous time by leaving me scathing messages on my comments section (that hurts my feelings so much *sobs fabulous tears*) but then when I leave you loving messages on YOUR profiles, you guys just get so anal retentive (well, maybe you can't help it with all the cucumbers and shit up inside there anyway) and delete them.
Come on, if you really had some balls, you'd leave my messages there, won't you? I left yours, lovelies.
Anyway, enough with this! Unless you grow a pair bigger than some Chiclets, don't challenge my Joe Pride. You will lose.
Of course, all the ladies who also want to challenge my authority, you are free to do so too. Although, I wouldn't recommend you grow some balls--that might look weird.
January 20th, 2009
Obamadrama
Well, well, there's a new president in town and his name is Barrack Obama and he is for the win!
Man, if I could totally punch that guy in the balls, the one who fumbled the oath and made Obama's swearing in flawed!! He did it on purpose, too, you can tell. You have less than forty words to say and you mess it up? You mess up the SWEARING IN OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?! Were you smoking your socks, sir?!
Nice save by Obama, though. He can walk on water!!
October 27th, 2008
Unfabulous Losers
I get so much unfabulous hate...
What have I done except fabulously farted on the crappy anime that haven taken expired milky dumps on my brain?!
People. Just all so jealous of my fabulousness.
They should just get some testicular and labial fortitude and fight me!! >:O
My Fabulous Life
It's hard being fabulous.
I fall out of bed (fabulously, of course), and I don't have to do a thing. My hair, clothes, socks--everything is perfect. And fabulous. I brush my fabulous teeth, have a fabulous breakfast and go to my totally unfabulous school (it's the one unfabulous thing in the morning).
Then I sit through my classes, or skip through them, in a most fabulous manner. I do my work, tests, some of which I fail fabulously, and then I go to home again.
I watch some fabulous television programmes. I am partial to that strange kiddy show called iCarly. I don't know why. It wasn't as unfabulous as I thought it would be. Then I watch some dudes get it on while watching some fabulous re-runs of Queer As Folk. And of course I watch my fair share of the utterly fabulous hawtness that is the L Word. Then I watch some Blues Clues, because those clues are just so fabulous.
I take a gander at some anime. Fabulously.
Isn't my life so fabulous? Much more than yours, unfabulous losers!!
