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Likes: Alfred Hitchcock, art, books, cooking,
extremely bad movies & anime, games,
history, languages, otome VNs, patting heads,
tea, theatre, the strange and unusual.
My manga list is mostly a filth pile,
click on it at your own risk.
Replying makes me super anxious,
I'm sorry if I take time
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Tags meaning:
- โฅ๏ธ & Trash <3 = I really love this anime/manga
- โก = High priority
- ๐ = I own some of the volumes/blu-rays/etc
- ๐ง = Older main character (like maybe 40-50yo+)
- Cuties! = Cute animals/creatures
- Comfy = It makes me feel all cozy and relaxed
- Feels = My heart was crushed and broken into tiny pieces till I cried
- YSRTM = The manga is in one of the yearly You Should Read This Manga stacks
Dropped doesn't always mean I dislike it, see notes + scores.
2025 Goals
- Read & watch all my previous Secret Santa Gifts
- Destroy my manga on-hold (only leave the not translated ones & publishing)
- Don't start anything publishing till ^
- Max reading 5 publishing at the same time!
- Get to 950 manga completed
- Finish 1 otoge
Hello!
How are you?
Nice weather here.
I shouldn't have posted this on my profile.
It's nothing.
Hey, where are you going?
There are way more buttons ahead.
It's pretty boring.
You have way too much curiosity.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Not something you want to see.
Why are you still here?
Nothing interesting.
You wouldn't!?
Why would you still open the spoiler tabs?
It's just trash.
Sorry I made this.
You were warned multiple time and you didn't listen, do as you wish then!
Here's your prize, I kind of feel sorry for your trouble.
Why are you still here? You already got a prize. Go away.
Aren't you greedy.
I seriously don't have anything else for you.
The dog wasn't cute enough? :(
I can serve you tea if you're that set on staying here.
I think I have some cookies too.
*whisper* Oops, they're past their expiry dates by six months... Meh, it's not like it matters that much.
Here, you can have those cookies.
Don't get sick in my house please.
So... Are you planning to leave in the next hour or something?
....tomorrow?
....next month?
Please, just go away.
Don't you have something better to do?
You could waste your time watching anime instead!
I swear, it would be like 100% more worth your time.
You could always go there if you really don't have anything to do:
Seriously, go live your life somewhere else.
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Oh my, you're back again.
Why would you want to do that?
It's the same thing as last time, you know~
Nothing new at all, just spoiler tabs.
Look, there's another one here.
Did you really expect more?
You're really expecting something, aren't you?
Like a big surprise maybe?
A better video than last time?
Cat gifs?
Nope, there are just more things to click.
Nothing else seriously.
Oh, you're more persistent than I thought.
I don't know why you're doing that to yourself.
Is there a name for this type of addiction?
Maybe you're just a M.
Well, I can at least congratulate you for making it this far.
Okay, I'm actually impressed.
I'm going to give you a cat video as a reward.
Yeah, really.
I'm not joking.
It's just a small gift anyway.
There you go~
Wait, I can't find it.
I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
Maybe here.
Nope.
I'm sure I saw it 10 minutes ago.
Where is the damn video?!
No, it's not this one.
Not this one either.
Hum, I might've lost it...
I'll search a bit more, but I can't promise anything.
Oh, a 10 hours Nyaan Cat video!
You were scared for a minute, didn't you?
Oh, I think I found it!
There it is!
Finally!
Here's your small gift:
Well, it's quite unexpected...
You're still here.
No, I'm seriously surprised.
There's no reason for you to continue.
You must really like torture.
Well, not that I'm judging.
You can like what you want after all.
It's still pretty remarkable in some way.
I thought the cat video would be enough.
I don't have anything else to offer you either...
No, I'm not offering you cookie or tea this time.
The last time I did that, you stayed for a year!
No way, I'm having a free loader again.
Well, we have a problem here.
Maybe I should just kick you out?
It's a solution, isn't it?
And.... kicked!
It didn't work?
Oh no...
It's happening again.
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Just get out by yourself~
You already know how it's going to end anyway. ^_^
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No...
It can't be...
I was sure I ended you last time...
Well, I now have multiple options in front of me.
*cough* Do you dislike garlic and holy water?
I could always try a stake to the heart just in case.
Welp, I still tried.
Then, could it be silver?
Not silver either...
So, in summary: you're a true immortal who can be kicked forever.
Are you just really tolerant to kicks?
This is ridiculous.
I don't have more cute videos...
I don't even know why you're still clicking on these.
They aren't even that good.
Wait... Don't tell me you just like to click on things!?
I can't believe I never realized it before.
I'm such an idiot.
You're in LUCK today though!
I have the perfect website for you.
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Before it was a cute game with bubble wrap to pop.
Blame Sin for the rick roll~
Have fun and good riddance!
Finally alone~
I hope that intruder won't come back ever again.
Wow, it's so peaceful for once.
*crickets chirp*
*tumbleweeds passing by*
Yeah... very peaceful. Too peaceful.
I wasn't expecting the bubble wrap to work so well.
You're just being quiet on purpose, aren't you?
Maybe I'm just going crazy and imagined this mysterious intruder all along...
Hahahaha.... I'm beginning to believe it.
Wait... it's true, isn't it?
I-I'll just be in my corner...
Listening to my favorite satanic ritual. (._. )
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Ohhhh, you wanted this.
And yes, I had to name it that way.
If youโre one of the few sane ones that didnโt want another of these torture devicesโฆ
Why the hell are you reading this?
You should really consider your life choices before going further.
Only hell is ahead, trust me.
Well, you probably donโt trust me.
You already went through three buttons like this one.
I get it, I get it. Donโt worry.
This time, you wonโt have any energy left by the end.
I truly made a monster this time.
My worst creation yet.
Youโre still not leaving?
Okay, so letโs go through the contract terms of services.
I donโt actually have those though.
I just wanted to scare you a little before going on.
If you click the next spoiler, you agree that I wonโt be responsible for any mental damage that might occur. You're also selling your soul to the devil, but thatโs just some minor thing, right?
So, you went through the final step.
I really hope youโre ready.
Letโs all hop on this beautiful meme-fantastic supercalifragilisticexpialidocious journey.
There might be disturbingโฆ
scaryโฆ
and weird things ahead.
Some are funny though.
Every picture is clickable.
Good luck.
Bring tea and some food, youโre going to be here for a while.
Really.
For the people that hate these, but are still here for some reason:
You can count the lambs to fall asleep at least. :>
The first little lamb ended up in a Japanese movie.
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The second little lamb was really bored at school.
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The third little lamb was a little odd to say the least.
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The fourth little lamb was wise and went to explore the world to find the secrets of the universe and they came back with this.
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The fifth little lamb was an artistic genius and here is their masterpiece.
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The sixth, seventh and eight little lambs werenโt actually lambsโฆ We donโt talk about them.
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The ninth little lamb had a very important job for you, but you had better things to do.
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The tenth little lamb chose to become something else and accept corporations as their lord and savior.
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The eleventh little lamb had never felt better before in their life.
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The twelfth little lamb had an epiphany.
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The thirteenth little lamb was actually a witch disguised as a bird disguised as a lamb.
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The fourteenth little lamb was really proud of their national anthem and went around the world to make it famous.
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The fifteenth little lamb was always correct. Please donโt tell them the truth.
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The sixteenth little lamb was a tad awkwardโฆ Okay, a lot awkward.
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The seventeenth little lambโฆ was lost forever in a dark place.
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The eighteenth little lamb has become a classic meme.
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The nineteenth little lamb was just too fabulous for this world, you shouldnโt look at them without eye protection.
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The twentieth little lamb just wanted to be loved, but it didnโt work out for them.
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The twenty-first little lamb wasโฆ Wait, thatโs actually me. This video shouldnโt be in here.
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The twenty-second little lamb was actually a demon goat, be careful around them.
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The twenty-third little lamb was like "what the hell dude" then they disappeared inside an egg.
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The twenty-fourth little lamb had a weird fetish, but everyone loved them anyway.
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The twenty-fifth little lamb was actually an anime character.
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The twenty-sixth little lamb didnโt want you to forget.
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The twenty-seventh little lamb just wanted to show you the proper way to answer a phone call.
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The twenty-eighth little lamb was just a badass. They had little limbs, but that never stopped them from doing anything their heart wanted.
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The twenty-ninth little lamb just wanted the same thing other MAL users wanted.
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The thirtieth little lamb just didn't have enough!
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The thirtieth-first little lamb died and possessed something sweet.
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The thirtieth-second little lamb was old enough to not give a fuck about anything.
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Okay, time to grab tea and watch movies.
They must still be in spoilers hell.
Muahahahahaha.
Wait, they might not survive this time.
AKJHADSKJDHJUASGDJYASGD!!!!!!!!!
How long have you been here?
Donโt scare me like that.
I canโt believe you made it out.
You must be tired.
I actually pity you a bit this time.
Seriously.
I still donโt want you in my house. :>
OUT
NOW
No, you canโt sue me.
You agreed to my terms in the beginning.
Donโt forget to leave your soul here before leaving.
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