It's all a plot!

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faekitty71 @ 3:10pm:

"While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker."

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sprockey @ 11:08am: If it were up to you Democrats, nobody would ever shoot anybody, and then where would we be?

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sprockey @ 11:40am: My heart goes out to that poor, poor family...And pussy's
half-price for the next fifteen minutes!

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ratbastrd @ 9:41pm: The zen philosopher Basho once said a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.

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ratbastrd @ 2:58pm: "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife. And only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine is such an ass, I shall have it."

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ratbastrd @ 1:23am: You got to be a spirit! You can't be no ghost...

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sprockey @ 12:35am: I'll see you in hell, Harold.

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faekitty71 @ 10:40am: "This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed."

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ratbastrd @ 2:34pm: "Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?"
I-ha-ha-haiiiiiii... like it!"

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mopecat @ 5:07pm: "Calm down, my child. There are no real demons."
"Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?"

"It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah."

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ratbastrd @ 5:02pm: "God I miss communism!"
"Remind me why I do this again."
"Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind."

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sprockey @ 10:38pm: "I had my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politian. God, I miss Communism! The Red Threat? People were scared, the agency had respect, and I got laid every night."

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sprockey @ 10:38pm: "I had my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politian. God, I miss Communism! The Red Threat? People were scared, the agency had respect, and I got laid every night."

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morebanglesmoke @ 4:24pm: "She just goes a little mad sometimes."
"To hell with your teddy bear, and to hell with you."

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jfbat @ 3:35pm: "No toon can resist the old Shave-and-a-Haircut trick."
"Wait a minute! What am I doing? It's insane! No Freudian would do this! And I'm a Freudian . . . but I'm also a Van Helsig!"

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morebanglesmoke @ 1:33pm: "Well, Harvey has not only over-come time and space, but any objections."
"No toon can resist the old Shave-and-a-Haircut trick."

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foxiecrumz @ 8:15pm: "She just goes a little mad sometimes."
"Some times we stop and watch the sunset,
and look at the birds fly. And sometimes we
stop and watch the bird when there ain’t no
birds. And look at the sunset when it’s raining.
We have a swell time."

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faekitty71 @ 6:19pm: "You're my lawyer so I think you should know..."
"Because they're lawyers, not demons."

"Fine line, if you ask me."

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mopecat @ 11:36am: "Calm down, my child. There are no real demons."
"You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too."

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ratbastrd @ 1:01pm: Calm down, my child. There are no real demons."
"She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

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mopecat @ 2:56pm: "Don't worry Cindy."
"Faster than a bastard-maniac, more powerful than a loco-madman, it's Super Freddy!"

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jfbat @ 12:15am: "Don't Worry, Cindy . . ."
"Calm down, my child. There are no real demons. The things we read about in scripture are just figments of a collective unconscious that we anthropomorphize."

*BOOM!!!*

"Then what the fuck is that?"

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snowly @ 7:34pm: "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"
"Cleopatra does the nasty."

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ratbastrd @ 7:17am: "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"
"But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun."
"Yeah. I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic."
"Which makes them .. not shenanigans at all, really."
"Evil shenanigans!"
"I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says, 'shenanigans!' "
"Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
"You mean Shenanigans?"
"Ohhhh!!"

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dothead10 @ 7:17pm: "He's twitching because he's got my axe lodged in his nervous system!"
"Hail to the king, baby!"

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