Saturday Night Live provides the quotes for the following pages:
- Age-Gap Romance
- Ambiguously Brown
- Ambiguously Gay
- Argentina Is Nazi-Land
- "Balls" Gag
- Bedroom Pop
- Tom Brady
- The Chris Carter Effect
- Coming Out to Spouse
- Completely Different Title
- "Day in the Life" Titles
- Deep South
- DontExplainTheJoke.Live Action TV
- Dump Months
- "El Niño" Is Spanish for "The Niño"
- Every Year They Fizzle Out
- German TV Stations
- Happy Fun Ball
- I Read That As
- Like a Duck Takes to Water
- Live Episode
- Lives in a Van
- Loony Fan
- Meet Cute
- Minority Show Ghetto
- No Bisexuals
- No Fame, No Wealth, No Service
- Old-Timey Bathing Suit
- One-off Becomes Mainstay
- Politician Guest-Star
- The Power of Acting
- The Rolling Stones (Band)
- Ruling Couple
- Sequel Non-Entity
- Stern Nun
- Stock Aesops
- Token Minority
- Two First Names
- Tyler Perry
- USA Network
- Vacation Episode
- Vindicated by Cable
- Weird Sun