Sliding Scale Of Being All About Me:
- 5: IMPUDENT MORTALS! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!
- 4: Oh, it's you low class plebeians. Ohohohoh.
- 3: Ugh, why can't people focus on me?
- 2: I'm sorry, but that's not what I think.
- 1: I've heard your idea, now hear mine.
- 0: I don't care about anything.
- -1: You've heard my idea, now let me hear yours.
- -2: I want to hear what everyone thinks.
- -3: Why can't we treat everyone equally?
- -4: Hi, you guys!
- -5: Children of man... well done.
- 5: My house is built in the shape of my face! WORSHIP ME!!
- 4: Alice, take that filth away from me. I can't have it near me, it disgusts me and it will get me dirty.
- 3: I'm the important one here! Not the president!
- 2: We're using my idea instead
- 1: It's my turn!
- 0: Meh.
- -1: It's fine, I'm not trying to be heroic.
- -2: It's strange. Their opinion of me is higher than my own opinion of myself.
- -3: They love me, but what do they see in me that I don't see in myself.
- -4: Don't praise me. I don't deserve the privilege of being praised by you guys.
- -5: I am less than the shadow of a man, and I don't see why people love me, let alone like me. I have made too many mistakes to be a good person, and I hate who I am as a result of making these terrible deeds (These deeds were dropping a glass on the floor by accident and punching someone after being provoked by them).
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- 1: You got your fingers cut off!? Well, what about my hang nail that was ripped off?!
- 0: Let's just get all these injuries taken care of!
- -1: My wound hurts a bit, but we should take care of yours.
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- -5: Don't worry! I may have lost a leg and arm, but we should tend to that broken pinkie of yours!
- 5: I DON'T CARE THAT HIS INTESTINES ARE HANGING FROM A WOUND IN HIS STOMACH AND HIS LOST NEARLY ALL OF HIS BLOOD, I HAVE A HORRIFIC WOUND ON MY FACE THAT NEEDS IMMEDIATE ATTENTION (a paper cut on the nose).
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- 1: You got your fingers cut off!? Well, what about my broken nail?!
- 0: Let's just get all these injuries taken care of!
- -1: My wound hurts a bit, but we should take care of yours.
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- -5: I have no legs and arms and I'm bleeding profusely, but everyone else needs help much more than me.
- 5: You're complaining about your entire family being murdered?! My ten bucks are missing!
- 4: My car is wrapped with pictures of my face to show how handsome and sexy I am, more than anyone else!
- 3: Why do you think I care about you?
- 2: It's MY turn first.
- 1: I'll go first.
- 0: We need to get away from him!
- -1: Don't worry man, you can go first.
- -2: Good job!
- -3: Aww, he's cute!
- -4: I should give every one of my movies to him!
- -5: I feel like giving every one of my millions of dollars away to him!
- 5: This world shall accept me as the only savior and god, those who don't will die by my hands!
- 4: You keep flattering yourself over something as petty as a stolen car? What about me?
- 3: Your money is gone, but you don't need to worry about it if you acknowledge me.
- 2: This city's people work only for me!
- 1: You either listen to me or you'll regret it.
- 0: Speak whatever opinion you have to my face. They're all uninteresting.
- -1: Okay, let me hear something good from you.
- -2: I'll make a benefit for this city.
- -3: I can return your money.
- -4: I'll find someone who can find your car back.
- -5: Let the chips fall where they may.
- 5: You know, it's very rude for you to fight back when I'm trying to kill you!
- 4: Of course I only care about myself, everybody else does too.
- 3: I don't want to hurt you, but it's just too much fun!
- 2: Sorry about this, but better you than me.
- 1: Wait, I'm supposed to care about other people?
- 0: Help me all you want, I won't help you back. Hurt me all you want, I won't hurt you back. None of it matters.
- -1: Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.
- -2: I'll help you if you help me and hurt you if you hurt me. Seems fair, doesn't it?
- -3: I'm going to make this world a better place, and I won't apologize for how I do it.
- -4: I like helping people in general but my loved ones will always come first.
- -5: I'm going to save EVERYONE, or die trying.
- 5: My greatness is so great, the empire must expand to all corners of the universe to see how great I am.
- 4: I have a house covered in my image. What, it's only natural!
- 3: Why are you complaining about your divorce when I've got this wound?! (it's actually a mild poison ivy scratch)
- 2: If someone has to take the blame, it'll be you. Sorry.
- 1: Why do I care about you? You're worse than me anyway.
- 0: I won't do anything to you, I simply don't care.
- -1: If you do something good, I'll give good back.
- -2: Hey pal, you need someone to cover your back?
- -3: You're my friend, I would die for you.
- -4: My friends and family are my absolute must, I can and could kill for them.
- -5: To save the world, my life is lesser than the ugliest rat.