Video Game / Elf Bowling

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Elf Bowling is a series of freeware bowling games for PC. The original Elf Bowling was originally released in 1998 by NStorm for PC, with the second game being released in 2000. A compilation of the first two games called Elf Bowling 1 & 2 was developed by Black Lantern Software, published by Ignition Entertainment, and released in 2005 for the Game Boy Advance and Nintendo DS, to notorious negative reception.

The first game has you play as Santa Claus. Santa is apparently quite the bowler, and he is quite willing to use those whiny, snickering, union elves as bowling pins.

The second game, Elves in Paradise: Elf Bowling 2, has Santa and the Elves on a cruise ship heading to an island adventure. Santa's good-for-nothing brother Dingle Kringle joins up with them. This game is a strange shuffleboard tournament, and the elves are being used as the pucks.

There are six other games in the series:

• Elf Bowling 3 (2002): In this one you use Mrs. Kringle's pink bra to sling elves onto ice-bound targets.
• Super Elf Bowling (2003): An Updated Re-release of the original game, featuring more complicated ball control and more playable characters.
• Elf Bowling: Bocce Style (2004): An Elf Bowling version of well... bocce.
• Elf Bowling 6: Air Biscuits (2005): In this game you throw an elf over a mound of snow to send him airborne, and he can stay in the air using fart power.
• Elf Bowling 7 1/7: The Last Insult: (2007): This game returns the series to its bowling roots, introducing a story mode and power-ups to traditional bowling gameplay.
• Elf Bowling: Hawaiian Vacation (2008): This game is essentially Elf Bowling 7 in exotic places.

A Direct-to-Video movie based on the games, called Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike was released in 2007. No, really.👁 Image

The game series contains examples of:

• Adapted Out: Santa, Mrs. Claus, and even Dingle do not appear nor are mentioned in Hawaiian Vacation, instead shifting focus to Elliott.
• Added Alliterative Appeal: The elves will hold a sign that says, "Santa Sux!"
• Artifact Title: All games in the series use the Elf Bowling name, even when some of them (Elves in Paradise, Elf Bowling 3, Bocce Style, and Air Biscuits) have little to do with bowling, even if the elves are still prominently featured.
• Asshole Victim: In the third game, you can knock out Dingle for a full round with a thrown elf as he attempts to ice up a landing target.
• Bad Santa: The player character, in a way. His elves go on strike on Christmas Eve and his first reaction is to grab his bowling ball and use them for pins.
• Bears Are Bad News: In the third game, a polar bear can sometimes appear and eat any of the elves thrown onto the snow.
• Cain and Abel: Santa has a more antagonistic brother named Dingle, who can be either an obstacle or another playable character.
• Easter Egg:
  • With the correct timing, it's possible to squash the frog that hops across the lane and bean the reindeer with a gutterball.
  • In one that doubles as a Shout-Out, if you mouse over three of the pictures in the developer menu in quick succession, it will play the famous "Stop Poking Me!" sound clip from Warcraft.
  • You can shoot the penguins climbing up the iceberg (or even the balloons they fly on) in the second game for points. You can even get extra points if the penguin dies to a headshot (complete with a voice speaking "Headshot!").
• Fake Difficulty: In the first game, on occasion, the frontmost elf in the alley may randomly sidestep the bowling ball as it comes at him. This can deny the player a strike or a spare. This also makes getting a perfect score pretty much impossible as if you're scoring nothing but strikes it will inevitably happen sooner or later, turning the strike into a spare.
• Forced Transformation: In Hawaiian Vacation, Stoney the Moai turns Elliot the elf into a pig against his will because he mistook him for a zombie leprechaun. The only way to reform him is by beating Stoney in a bowling match.
• I Shall Taunt You:
  • The elves do this, constantly.
  • Surprisingly averted on occasion, such as in the second game, where landing an elf in a high-scoring spot on the deck will cause the elf in question to say "That was a good one!"
• Is That the Best You Can Do?: If you fail to take out all ten elves with two balls, one of them will say "Is that all the balls you got, Santa?"
• Leeroy Jenkins: An elf may name drop this trope at the start of a frame in Hawaiian Vacation.
• Mass "Oh, Crap!": The elves in the first game do this every time a ball is rolled at them. They do not, however, actually flee.
• Mooning: The elves will do this to Santa after a game is finished, or even in the middle of a frame.
  Elliott: Hey, Santa. (all the elves turn around, drop their pants, and laugh) Who's your daddy?
• Off with His Head!: In the first game, the head-grasping mechanism used to set the elves into place will occasionally fail with one of them, fruitlessly tugging a few times before departing with the elf's head. Somehow, it reattaches when the elf is picked up again.
• Sequel Goes Foreign: The first game is set at the North Pole; the second on a tropical cruise.
• Serial Escalation: In the second game, the weather conditions rocking the deck side to side escalate from relative calm up to "Hurricane NStorm" with each successive round.
• Shout-Out: The elves will sometimes sing "Elf, elf, baby!" after a game.
• Squashed Flat: On rare occasions in Elves in Paradise, a Moai statue will fall from the sky on the elf before they can be launched on the deck, say "Hi there", and then get taken away by a hand descending from the sky with the elf still squashed beneath it. If a tie takes place in a game, the outcome is chosen by randomly dropping a Moai on an elf from either side, with the one that is crushed declared the loser and the one that isn't crushed given 1 more point and declared the winner.
• Third Is 3D: Elf Bowling 3 went beyond the 2-D hijinks of the first two games to have the player catapulting elves at a series of distant targets using a comically oversized bra.
• Toilet Humor:
  • A reindeer will sometimes walk along the alley and defecate on it, not to mention the elves mooning.
  • In the first game, Elliott the elf is propelled into the air by the force of his own flatulence. Then the surrounding elves comment on it, laugh at him, and hold their noses until the ball comes at them.
    (Elliott farts loudly)
    Other Elf: Hey, Elliott farted!
    (other elves laugh and hold their noses while Elliott blushes)
  • In the second game, occasionally an elf that comes to a stop will break wind, exclaim "Clear the deck!", and then laugh.
  • The toilet humor spans as recent as the eighth title, released in 2008. In it, the elf may fart and blame it on a non-existent dog.
• Video Game Cruelty Potential: This is more or less the premise.
  • In the first game, running over a frog or rabbit wandering onto the alleyway is possible if the bowl is timed and aimed right. This has no effect on the score. The player can also knock out the aforementioned visiting reindeer with a gutterball at the extreme end of the range closest to where the deer is standing, sending the ball flying out of the gutter onto the reindeer's head. Needless to say, this does involve losing part of one's score since the gutterball isn't going to hit any elves.
  • In the second game, it is virtually encouraged to knock opposing elves off of the deck to drop the opponent's score. Going off the sides is not too bad, as the elves simply land on a lower deck, but going off of the aft end of the deck knocks them straight into the jaws of a waiting shark. You can also shoot penguins on the iceberg in the background for additional points.
  • In the third game, a thrown elf can knock out a polar bear walking to or from a landing target. You still lose the elf, but the bear cannot consume any further elves for the rest of the round.
• Wardrobe Malfunction: In the second game, on occasion, an elf being lifted up from the party going on belowdecks will have his swimsuit catch on a piece of the mechanism and snap, leaving a pixelated blur in its place. It doesn't last long, though, as the swimsuit reappears for the player to use in flinging the elf down the deck.
• Xtreme Kool Letterz: The elves will hold up a sign that says, "Santa Sux!" as opposed to "Santa Sucks!".