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The Last Bug

by Lou Ellen Davis

โ€œBut you're out of your mind,โ€
they said with a shrug.
โ€œThe customer's happy;
what's one little bug?โ€

But he was determined.
The others went home.
He spread out the program,
deserted, alone.

The cleaning men came.
The whole room was cluttered
With memory-dumps, punch cards.
โ€œI'm close,โ€ he muttered.

The mumbling got louder,
simple deduction,
โ€œI've got it, it's right,
just change one instruction.โ€

It still wasn't perfect,
as year followed year,
And strangers would comment,
โ€œIs that guy still here?โ€

He died at the console,
of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
face down, nine-edge first.

And the last bug in sight,
an ant passing by,
Saluted his tombstone,
and whispered, โ€œNice try.โ€

Plain text version

Thanks to David Larrabee for enabling us to credit the author, and for decoding a sentence that may look strange to younger generations:

This is a great poem. The copy I have (which dates to the early 1970's) credits Lou Ellen Davis with writing the poem in December of 1967: an era of IBM cards, their readers (put the card in face down, 9-edge first), and 9-track Mag tapesโ€ฆ