In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developerโs life.
This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.
When you upload something to production environment:
When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:
When you close your IDE without saving the code:
When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:
When your regular expression returns what you expect it:
When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:
When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:
When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:
When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:
The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:
When the sysadmin gives you root access:
When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:
When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:
When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:
When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:
When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:
When you develop without specifications:
When boss tells me that โtests are for those who doesnโt know how to codeโ:
Have you ever life one of these experiences? I hope so, if not maybe you are not a real developer
PD: Original Source In Spanish
Reference: The Reality of Developerโs Life from our JCG partner Alex Soto at the One Jar To Rule Them All blog.
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Jesus that was funny
Some of the translation didnโt come through 100% but it still made me laugh pretty hardโฆI just want to help out :) When you upload something to production environment: When you find a problem solution without searching in Google: When you close your IDE without saving the code: When you try to fix a bug at 3AM: When your regular expression returns what you expect: When my boss reported to me that the module I have been working will never be used: When I show to my boss a bug fix: When I upload code without tests and it worksโฆ Read more ยป
Haha very funny, i have seen pleople crying doing this โWhen you update a database script and you realize that you have deleted whole databaseโ, haha!
funny๏ผ๏ผ
super funny
awesome!!!
:)
That is really damn funny and true as well.
thats severely awesomely hilarious :D
kasa :D
bohat acha hy bhai :P
Cheers
hahaha.. Very true
ahhahha XD Iโve never seen better! :DDD
El original estรก en -> http://www.forocoches.com/foro/showthread.php?t=3118617 digoโฆ si vas a citar una fuenteโฆ al menos que sea la buenaโฆ
haha. every pic makes full sense .. lol
The marketing one is the best.
damn u arabs love programming!!!
Great Hit! :D but somewhere itโs true.
best eva mayte.
Dude, your translation is bad, and you should feel bad
The โoriginalโ spanish source is a repost of http://thejoysofcode.com/ and http://this-plt-life.tumblr.com/
Anyone knows what is the film from โWhen your regular expression returns what you expect itโ
Indian Movie โ โSinghamโ