Are you up for some fun, stealth-based schenanigans? If so, then boy, do I have the game for you. I've put quite a few hours into Thief Simulator, and while it's by no means a deeply revolutionary game that re-defines a genre, it's still a ton of fun and scratches the itch of hiding from people, especially when they're armed with tasers.
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If that sounds like something you'd be interested in, then I have some excellent news. Thief Simulator has gone on a 90% discount on Steam, so you can give it a try for just $2 and see if it's something you'd enjoy.
Why you should give Thief Simulator a look
The game's title really explains it all, but in case you want to know more, Thief Simulator is all about stealing stuff. You'll be setting up distractions, dodging security measures, and breaking into places to alleviate the residents of their very pricey loot. Part of the gameplay loop involves scouting out your next target and taking note of when they leave the premises for an extended amount of time, enough for you to pop in and take a TV or two.
Here's how the game describes itself:
Become the real thief. Steal in free roam sandbox neighborhoods. Observe your target and gather information that will help you with the burglary. Take the challenge and rob the best secured houses. Buy some hi-tech burglar equipment and learn new thief tricks. Sell stolen goods to the passers. Do anything that a real thief does!
It's a pretty simple game, which some people mention as their main reason for disliking it. However, the game has managed to accrue 85% positive reviews on Steam, so it definitely has its fans. Personally, I believe that if you approach the game less as a genre-defining blockbuster and more as a fun game to steal stuff in, you'll enjoy it a lot more.
If you want to give Thief Simulator a try, you can score it for just $2 over on the Steam store. Just be sure to take advantage of it before it returns to its full-price status on August 7th.
