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30 Mar 2023
Order 66 has killed the Jedi. Yoda and Kenobi meet and plan how to face the Sith. In canon they split. Yoda fought Sidious. Kenobi followed Vader to Mustafar.
This is what they should have done.
A series of quotes used in a Hogwarts History of Magic essay written in the year 2346.
Five mages founded Hogwarts. Four names went down into History. One Founder remained unknown.
Why Salazar Slytherin left Hogwarts.
Everyone has relatives they've lost touch with. Post-war, Justin Finch-Fletchley gets an unexpected inheritance.
The Master of Death finally dies and greets Death like an old friend.
11 Jan 2021
In which Desmond Miles is cloned into Star Wars universe under dubious circumstances and ends up presenting as a Sith. Like so many Sith before him, he ends up latching onto Obi-Wan Kenobi.
16 Sep 2024
Melara Heatherspoon was not a particularly bold, or loud, or sweet, or even noticeable child.
She liked it that way.
If she’s not noticeable, then Cersei won’t push her down a well. If she’s not noticeable, then she’s not a player in the game of thrones, and she can escape with her life.
AKA
SI-OC with Melara Heatherspoon where she still falls down the well but everything turns out alright
22 Aug 2023
Two months after the Guard officially moves to Coruscant, the lawyer shows up.
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In which Obi-Wan Kenobi never returns to the Jedi order after the war on Melidaa/Dann and instead finds another way to follow the Force's will. Namely, by fighting sentient-rights abuses all over the galaxy and emancipating the Grand Army of the Republic, one clone trooper at a time.
16 Feb 2023
R2-D2 was hoping for a little bit of excitement when he was sent with Mistress Padme and Little Ani as part of Mistress Padme's protection. That was not what he got.
Now, Jedi Kenobi is clearly in trouble. As far as R2 can see, the best way to keep Mistress Padme safe is to save Jedi Kenobi.
Clearly, R2-D2 is the droid for the job.
06 Jul 2023
14. 06/07/2023 fun fun not taking over the galaxy at all...
13 Jul 2018
Inspired by this post by suzukiblu and a brilliant anon: http://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/post/147262957655/please-consider-force-sensitive-han-solo-jedi
Please consider: Force Sensitive Han Solo. Jedi Han Solo. Snarky, sassy, like-I-give-a-fuck Han Solo who was raised as a Jedi but ran away because they sensed him getting too attached. Han Solo talking shit about the Force because painful memories.
Suzukiblu: Hmmmm do you mean “ran away because he Had A Bad Feeling About This but just assumed it was that he was about to get shipped off to the AgriCorp early” Initiate Solo? Though lbr Han knows enough to change his name, it was probably something ENTIRELY different back then.
