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30 Dec 2025
Pepper had just walked in the front door for her day shift. Hadn’t even taken off her coat, much less gotten a cup of coffee, when Brian stopped her.
“Hey, got a minute?” Brian looked… tense.
“Sure, Bri. What’s up?”
“Remember a while ago when you asked me to keep an eye on Crowley and Aziraphale? To let you know if anything seemed amiss?”
“That ship’s sailed,” Pepper replied. “I’m sure I misunderstood. That’s what I get for eavesdropping.”
“Well…” Brian said uncertainly. “I’m not so sure.”
“Oh, good lord. What’s happened now?” Pepper sat down wearily behind the reception desk and put her head in her hands.
09 Mar 2026
01 Jan 2026
"Aziraphale's intentionally off-putting bookshop" is that way for a reason, because it is his home and he very rarely wants houseguests, and was only on Heaven's books as an embassy as an excuse. After the Apocanot, it becomes Crowley's home as well. When Aziraphale succumbs to his time of the millennium, it becomes a sanctuary while he is vulnerable and flightless. And also, it turns out, as the nexus of the little group of humans and one (1) demon who love him more than he ever thought was possible.
09 Mar 2026
What if... Aziraphale drank the laudanum instead of Crowley?
A reverse AU from the minisode "The Resurrectionists," where Aziraphale changes size instead of Crowley after drinking the laudanum, inspired by the fairytale Jack and the Beanstalk.
“Did he just shrink?” Elspeth screeched.
“One problem at a time, hen,” Crowley said, stepping past the gaping girl to carry Aziraphale outside.
The angel held tightly to his thumb to keep from falling off, and started giggling. “I guess you could say I’m performing Sleight of Hand!” He looked at Crowley’s large thumb and laughed even harder.
03 Jan 2026
24 Dec 2020
Despite his well-known hatred for the cold, Crowley drags Aziraphale out caroling one Christmas Eve for one very special reason - one that Aziraphale can hardly believe until he sees it.
Art by Gemennair
24 Dec 2021
His caregivers left without any explanation, months ago. It's Christmas, and Warlock misses his family... until he thinks of a way to comfort himself.
20 Dec 2025