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14 May 2021
The first time you meet Goldie O'Gilt you ask some questions, and are left with even more.
Webbigail Vanderquack has her first date the autumn after she turns 15.
You swallow a mouthful of pork fried rice that feels and tastes like gravel and say, “Congrats, Webs, who’s the lucky….whoever?”
“Piper, from the taco stand on the pier,” she says, and the boys start up a chorus of ooooh, Piper, you know, from the pier, like any of you know who the hell Piper from the pier is. Maybe they do and you're the only one who hasn't been paying attention, because if a person isn’t a member of the Extended McDuck Enterprises Family of Weirdos and Maniacs, they might as well be dust to you. These people are your whole world, they gave you life when you were nothing but half a shadow and an idea in the heart of a little girl three years ago, and it's never occured to you to waste your time with anyone else.
Maybe that was naive of you.
"Are those Shane Hollander's parents?" Wyatt asks during warm-ups, squirting water into his mouth. "Rozy, are they in your seats?"
The Hollanders coordinate their hockey-viewing schedule.
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25 Dec 2025
Scott doesn’t think he wants to be in some secret gay group chat with Hollander and Rozanov, but honestly, it would be kind of nice to speak to guys who got it, like really got it—the pressure to excel, the claustrophobia of locker room culture, the unending scrutiny of the press.
Or, Scott clocks Hollanov at the 2017 All-Stars Weekend, just like he did in 2011, and this time he tries reaching out to connect with Shane.
