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This user gets paid to tell jokes on stage.

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Magneto was right.

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This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

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This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

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This user secretly wants to be the Pink Power Ranger

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This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.

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Today is 4 April 2026

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This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 1995.

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This user clicks on Random article way too often.

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This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

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This user has publicly declared that they have a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article Integrated Value Networks.

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Hello! I write and perform comedy and teach humor writing and comedy linguistics at Northern Virginia Community College and The Writer's Center in Bethesda, MD. I have a Project Management Professional certificate from the Project Management Institute, and a Master of Arts in writing from The Johns Hopkins University. My primary interests include comedy, comedy theory and applied linguistics. Also Dethklok.