Where shit is flung and we always pee...
What is your name darling? which one? ahahaha.. MacPherson
Age in gay years? 6 plus
Age in dog years? I never atteneded obedience shool so i dunno... 204?
Who is your favorite clubkid? dia Elektra of the House of Prophet
In your opinion what is a cookie? one is green n you do that first, then you eat the chips-a-hoy kind next ;-)
Drug of choice? let it roll kids, let it roll
If you could meet any star, who would it be and why? I would meet Michaal Alig and James St. James, but back in the day so that i could have been part of teh original revolution too.. inus drugs and murdering of course.
Have you ever had a hash cookie? I haven't
Sex? Only if I can wear the seven inch glitter boots ( they don't get used enough and neither do I...KIDDING)
If you could change one major event in history, which one would you change? The path in which I have taken.
COME ONE COME ALL! KIDS LETS ALL SHOW UP FIERCE AS HELL THIS WEEKEND!!!! IT'S TIME THE PDXCLUBKIDS DO WHAT WE DO BEST.... BE FUCKING AMAZING
ME
Calendar of Upcoming Events
@ The Escape PDX
September 2005
Friday the 30th
Friday Night Dance Party
Complimentary 2005 Glammies Nomination Ballot w/ paid admission to event.
Just fill out your nomination slip and look for one of those fabulous PDX ClubKidZ
at the Glammies display located in the front of the venue.
October 2005
Saturday the 1st
In to the Woods
PRESENTED BY HMIM Rosebud XXIX Jinx M Dubois and HMIM Ms. Leather XIX Cloudy Monsoon
featuring HMIM Thorn XXIX Hollywood Pink, Sweet N' Low, Panique, HMIM Rosebud XXIX Jinx M Dubois,
HMIM Ms. Leather XIX Cloudy Monsoon and whoever else might pop out of the forest...
Come see this SPOOKY take on your favorite Brother's Grimm fairy tales.
Friday the 7th
Dyke Nite! -
This is how it works. It’s ladies nite tonight, all females in wife beaters pay a cheeper cover charge at the door.
The more girlz on the floor, the more often dyke nite will be in effect. It’s that simple.
Also that evening...
Speaker BoxxTopp Debut II
Help your resident host Dr. Chance de Valmont pick two talented individuals to come back and battle it to the
finish for their spot at the Speaker Boxx Topp!
ALL weekend, with paid cover... you will be the first to vote from the Glammies nominations tallied previously.
Saturday the 8th
Black and White Striped Ball
featuring "Death Circuit"
Brought to you by MacPherson
Hosted (tentatively) by
HIM Ms. Leather XVIII Lucienne Noir dePrada and
HMIM Ms. Lace XIX Devinity.
Featuring performances by:
Mr. Gay Portland XXX The Lovely Dr. Chance de Valmont,
Debutante XXXIV Summer Seasons.
TMIM Thorn XXIX Hollywood Pink & Rosebud XXIX Jinx M. Dubois,
HMIM Ms. Leather XIX Cloudy Monsoon,
Devo Dolce MacPherson Noir Devoid,
Saturday the 15th
The moment you’ve all been waiting for...
The 2005 Glammies
*Sixth Annual Performance Art Awards
The Grammies but with a clubkid twist.
Brought to you and hosted by the PDX Clubkidz!
Witness history as the last vote has been counted, to recognize the fiercest of 2005!
Friday the 21st
Escape from NYC!
Royals from the Imperial Court of New York City
Yet again Rose Empress XLIII The Lovely Suzanne
brings back some of the finest entertainment there is.
All this and more located at Portland's only All age alternative lifestyles venue.
The Escape Nightclub
Featuring The Cage
333 Southwest Park
Portland, Oregon 97209
503-227-0830
www.theEscapeNightClub.com
Got questions?
drvalmontxxx@yahoo.com
What is your name darling? Dr. Chance de Valmont
Age in gay years? 8
Age in dog years? alot
Who is your favorite clubkid?- !
In your opinion what is a cookie?---- A yummie green treat
Drug of choice?----puff puff
If you could meet any star, who would it be and why? PSB. Because I love them.
Have you ever had a hash cookie? no but I'll go make some.
Sex? when ever I can.
If you could change one major event in history, which one would you change? Oregon's sale to American Colonies. Switch sale to Britan.
Hey all,
I've been slacking.... yall been slacking...
Where are all the applications KidZ?
Oh Don't forget to say hi to our new leading ladies...
T.M.I.M
Ms. Leather XXIX
Clowdy Monsoon &
Ms. Lace XXIX Devinity!
This years pageant was one of the best!
Erotica & Lucienn props on a fun year.
If you missed this years pageant come down to
the 19th Annual Leather & Lace Investitures
With PDX Clubkid Host:
Dr. Chance de Valmont
Sat September 17th 2005
@
the Escape Nightclub
333 SW Park PDX
All Ages Event
YOU ALL better come visit me at the rose festival when I work. I work 5pm-midnight friday-saturday-sunday. monday&tuesday from noon-midnight and then wednesday-thursday friday saturday-sunday 5pm-midnight! TELL EVERYONE TO COME VISIT ME!!! I'm going to be working at the all stars concession booth!!!!
:-D
Shawnta` slingin HOT GREASY FOOD in a sexi red polo....what more could you want???
love always,
Shawnta`
aka
a WORKING girl ;-)
<3
Friday May 27th 2005 @ 12:30 am
Clubkid Fridays present:
Amateur Night
Hosted by The Gay Duo: Miss Pepper and Miss Malano (the baddest bitches in the west)
Come on down to The Escape to see some hot new faces grace the stage for the first time. And bring those bills too!
Check us out at
http://home.comcast.net/~pdxclubkidz/index.htm------------------------
Saturday May 28th 2005 @ 1:00 am
Mystic Star's Birthday Bash
Join Mystic in some visual stimulation for his very own birthday party!
Special Performance by H.I.M. Thorn XXIV Michael Star and many more!
All at
The Escape Nightclub
333 SW Park
www.theescapenightclub.com
Clubkid gathering...
The Escape Nightclub
YOU KNOW WHERE!
Tue May 3rd 2005
6:30pm
BE THERE!
Always,
Dr. de Valmont
Just wanted to put this pic up...
I'll put more up later!
Dr, de Valmont
