The clock has stopped ticking. The Titan passes away. #RatanTata was a beacon of integrity, ethical leadership and philanthropy, who has imprinted an indelible mark on the world of business and beyond. He will forever soar high in our memories. R.I.P
Flood? Army.
Earthquake? Army.
Terror attack? Army.
Child in borewell? Army.
Riots? Army.
But for ribbon cutting?
Actors & politicians.
Whether itโs war or weather, the Indian Army always shows up.
Maybe itโs time we invite them to the celebrations too.
A Telangana official Venkateshwarulu saluting his senior. Nothing unusual.
Exceptโฆ the new District Collector is his daughter.
Iโm sure this salute was filled with pride, not protocol.
Dear RTO, for a truly Indian driving test, please add: 6 potholes, one truck coming from the wrong side, 4 uncles crossing the road without watching, 3 cows meditating mid-road and 1 dog chasing everything. Letโs make it feel like the real thing!
Taj group of hotels are sending free food for the doctors in government hospitals in Mumbai. What a fine humanitarian act!
@TataCompanies always stand above the rest in the time of crisis ๐๐๐๐
My friendโs idea to get back #Kohinoor:
1. Invite #RishiSunak to India
2. Kidnap him when he is stuck in Bangalore traffic to visit his in-laws
3. Send instead Ashish Nehra as UK PM. No one will realise it.
4. Nehra will be told to pass the bill to return Kohinoor
๐ in ๐ฎ๐ณ! ๐๐
Commando Nirala killed 5 terrorists and was killed while fighting the sixth in Kashmir. As the family was poor, all Garud Commandos donated Rs 500 each amounting to Rs 5 lacs to get his sister married. You see some of them make the bride walk on their palms as a mark of respect.