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Not sure we're prepared for the Michigan alums on journalism Twitter. Pray for our country.
Jane Coaston 🏔️
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Jane Coaston 🏔️
@janecoaston
Host of @crookedmedia’s What A Day. @nytimes. @CNN. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan. Also at
@janecoaston.bsky.social.
- Have we considered consulting Dr. Dre about coronavirus, seeing as we have apparently gone through all other available doctors
- like 99% of online alt-right bullshit is based on "what if a black man had sex with my wife and I had to watch, what if that happened, let's describe that scenario in extreme detail"Nazis only think about one thing
- If you are a parent, and at any time you are tempted to contact your child's RA at college, resist that temptation with every single fiber of your being.Purdue is never beating the allegations
- oh my god, it's a fucking rickroll. they rickrolled files about a pedophile who trafficked girls.
- I maintain this was the greatest seven game series of my lifetime. Game 7 was like watching a sporting event being played for the fate of humanity.8 years ago today, the Warriors took a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals. The rest is history.00:00
- I've been studying the genre for years and this, right here, is the gayest thing anyone has ever said.
- Jimmy Carter is 92, recovering from cancer, and still building houses for people in need.President Carter is at St. Boniface General Hospital in Winnipeg after becoming dehydrated while working at a Habitat for Humanity site.
- As a child, Harriet Tubman had her skull crushed in by a slave owner, was left w/o medical attention for 2 days, + then was returned to working the fields. She went on to rescue dozens of slaves + be the first woman to lead an armed assault during the CW. x.com/xnulz/status/9…
- nothing prepared me for how depressing actual casinos are.Everyone is always dressed so nice in those local casino ads, but then you go to the casino and nobody is dressed like that, ever ever ever.
- I’m 100% convinced that literally none of you have ever watched sports before.I’m 100% convinced that the WNBA — as a whole — has a vendetta against CC00:00
- It's so weird that the graph for fertility v. female education and the graph for fertility v. male education look basically the same but you have probably only seen one on here.
- The 100-200-400 is a section of sport dedicated to people with wide receiver personalities.Noah Lyles brought out an Exodia Yu-Gi-Oh! card for Day 2 of the Olympic Trials
- I am going to keep saying this: literally every form of weight loss, every single one of them, *requires you to do a thing for the rest of your life*.
