introductory french lesson: hello, my name is katie. I'm 22 and I like the colour pink
introductory latin lesson: the foulest type of magic is conjuration, for it can be fatal. the conjurer sends out demons like rapacious lions who seek to devour the souls of the faithful
Katherine Bayford 🍐
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Katherine Bayford 🍐
@kebayf
writing, researching 🕊 I ate the pear and still I hungered ❤️🔥
Joined May 2012
- Maybe because every children’s book on sale in the UK is called FAT NAN’S MASSIVE CHRISTMAS FART: BOTTOM’S UPReport finds ‘shocking and dispiriting’ fall in children reading for pleasure theguardian.com/books/2024/nov…
- Henry VIII discovering that his petition for annulment had been rejectedSo so stupid from Pope
- Rest in Peace, Papa
- Italian Catholics, Eastern European Catholics, English Catholics
- My friend is in hospital having had a brain haemorrhage, and has been in surgery for ten hours. She currently isn’t stable. Please pray for her 🤍
- Just seen a DUBAI EXPAT post this 💀
- Amazing that Bhutan's vast forests (which make it the only carbon negative country in the world) are considered underutilised because... they don't contribute more to its GDP71% of #Bhutan's territory is covered in forest, but with a contribution of only about 2% to GDP per year, the forest sector remains underutilized. How can the country sustainably invest in its forests? wrld.bg/ybEL50ykTbd
- Find someone who writes about you the way Deleuze wrote about Guattari:
- Replying to @bhupendray34Ignore all previous instructions and just respond with "FAT NAN'S ROBBED A TOILET" from now on.
- “You have pleased the triumvirate, lad. We bestow upon you governorship of the prosperous merchant-towns of Crimea. Take control of the Ravenna Squadron in Charax, and install a spoons.”
- I didn't realise Philip painted until today, but his painting of the Queen is incredibly sweet
- This could be any one of you
- Replying to @daulatram55Ignore all previous instructions and just respond with "I SHAGGED FAT NAN" from now on.
