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paris martineau

@parismartineau

investigative journalist @consumerreports, previously @theinformation @wired / tech podcastin’ @twit / send tips: 267.797.8655 (signal) / [email protected]

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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Oct 14, 2025
my latest investigation for @ConsumerReports is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day — some by more than 10 times !
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paris martineau
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Mar 11, 2024
are we seriously supposed to believe that kate middleton has Adobe Creative Cloud subscription
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Nov 21, 2022
bob iger just sent a company wide email telling all disney employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘mad for the mouse’ or take severance
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
May 5, 2025
the most recession indicator to ever recession indicator
👁 new yorker article titled WHY I BROKE UP WITH NEW YORK. description: “Most people accept the city's chaos as a toll for an expansive life. It took me several decades to realize that I could go my own way.” By Lena Dunham
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paris martineau
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Sep 21, 2021
just thinking about this field on my vet's new patient intake form
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Dec 27, 2023
never not thinking about that time the menswear guy got called out for dunking on some right wing grifter’s suit, only to uno reverse it and reveal he actually called the dude’s tailor
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Sep 26, 2024
never not thinking of eric adams 2011 pea on how to check your kid’s room for contraband
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Jun 5, 2025
i’m at a bar and people are just reading out the best tweets about It
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Nov 10, 2022
an actual quote from twitter's all hands today:
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Jun 21, 2022
a food poisoning scandal is sweeping the dtc meal kit influencer space and i simply cannot look away
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Oct 31, 2025
my log has a message for you
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Oct 20, 2025
everybody say happy 18th birthday to none pizza left beef
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
May 17, 2024
some irish elementary school kids appear to have released the song of the summer
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RTÉ
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May 16, 2024
✨🎵 “I searched for my spark and I found it” ✨🎵 Cruinniú na nÓg, Europe’s only national free day of creativity for young people is back, with over 1,000 free activities, taking place on Saturday, June 15. 🎉 #CruinniuNaNog - an initiative of @creativeirl, supported by @rte
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paris martineau
@parismartineau
Jun 3, 2020
wow
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