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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)

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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)

@tenobrus

this endless blue sky is driving me insane

Joined July 2017

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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Oct 15, 2024
i lived my life in this world, and slowly my life turned to hell. so i killed myself, and woke in hell again. so i killed myself and woke in hell. so i killed myself and woke in hell. so i killed myself and woke in hell. so i killed myself and found i was somewhere else
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Sep 29, 2025
i'm about to make ten million dollars
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OpenAI
@OpenAI
Sep 29, 2025
ChatGPT already helps millions of people find what to buy. Now it can help them buy it too. We’re introducing Instant Checkout in ChatGPT with @Etsy and @Shopify, and open-sourcing the Agentic Commerce Protocol that powers it, built with @stripe, so more merchants and developers
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Nov 1, 2024
u start by asking girls out. many of u are not doing this.
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val ⁷
@kooobies
Oct 30, 2024
how do people get girlfriends im being so serious
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Jul 7, 2025
bro i'm so sick of this shit there's no such fucking thing as "top banana"
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Jul 16, 2025
what's the german word for that feeling when you look up and realize you’ve actually been riding the wrong train for a long time
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Dec 24, 2024
my girlfriend's family is a machine that turns perfectly tractable and simple logistics into multiple hours of arguing and stress
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Aug 30, 2025
> tell gf her green eyes are beautiful > gf says she wishes she had brown eyes, asks me if i would like her better if she did > tell her no i really like her green eyes > gf gets mad at me, asks if im only dating her because of her green eyes > say no of course i would like her
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Aug 3, 2025
nobody fucking calls sex commerce
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Sep 22, 2024
btw ozempic is nearly universally successful and the mechanism by which it works is literally *only* reducing appetite and therefore calorie consumption. so the whole metabolic thing is just wrong. sorry.
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Mar 11, 2025
it's been pretty sad watching this kid speedrun ruining his life for no reason
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Roy
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@im_roy_lee
Mar 11, 2025
alright guys, who snitched?
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Aug 14, 2025
living with ur parents after college is the single worst thing u can do for ur personal and social development. the money saved is absolutely in no way worth it.
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Meg
@megannn_lynne
Aug 13, 2025
it is OKAY to be 26 and SCARED OF DATING and best friends with YOUR PARENTS
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Jul 7, 2025
Replying to @tenobrus
whichever nyt employee makes connections is literally the most annoying insufferable motherfucker alive
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Sep 3, 2025
men cannot grasp that women's point for maximum attraction to muscles is a full standard deviation smaller than they assume women cannot grasp that men's point for maximum attraction to thinness is a full standard deviation fatter than they assume
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Michael Druggan
@Michael_Druggan
Sep 2, 2025
Replying to @apralky
I spent 14 years of bodybuilding to look like this. The girl I'm in love with is dating a guy who can't bench 135lb. He's not even rich. Kill me now.
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Tenobrus (→vibecamp)
@tenobrus
Oct 17, 2025
how it feels to be 28 and have a solid career and good savings and a stable long term relationship
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